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The name of a failed "smart cup" kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn't know already. A colossal waste of money.
Moron: "I just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. It tells me what I'm drinking. IT EVEN DOES SMOOTHIES!"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
vessyl by Advanced Furby May 24, 2017
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Pure Vessel 

The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him
“I died to the Pure Vessel again! Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!”
Pure Vessel by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021

special vessel 

Another word for retard rocket.
special vessel by loesing November 7, 2008
Vessy is one of kind woman. A woman with erudition and a good heart, a woman with the perfect physical proportions. Vessy laughter makes your heart melt. Her eyes are deep like the the universe and it's secrets. Vessy is a mystery..waiting to be unveiled. Don't ever underestimate her because of her uniqueness, she is clever as hell and hotter than fire. Don't play with her, treat her good. She deserves that. Don't think she's a trophy. She is not a human being either, she is more than that, just be good to her and she will unveil all of her deep secrets. Vessy can be evrything, but also can be nothing. And who are you mister?
Vessy is a goddess from Sofia city.
Vessy by ssg13 July 14, 2017

the Vessello Cycle 

is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.

Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.

Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.

Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
the Vessello Cycle by WOW57 December 2, 2009

Flesh-Vessel 

A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.
Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
Flesh-Vessel by Immortal-Jake December 25, 2007

Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic 

The best meme ever created
Hey, check out my Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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