i haven’t talk to her in a week and she’s my best friend! damn,she’s a runaway.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

- "Do you want a beer?"
- "Ya just one."

Next morning after 24 beers later

-"Man, that really escalated fast"
-"Ya, we had a bit of a runaway."

Run away! Run away!

Guy 1: My Life Sucks
Guy 2: Yeah, So Does Mine
Guy 1: No I mean it really sucks
Goth Girl: Then You Should Think About Suicide, Like I Have
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Yeah, Shut Up Bitch & Suck
Guy 1: So What Should I Do?
Guy 2: Hop On A Greyhound, Run Away

Why do french tanks have rear veiw mirrors, so they can see the battlefeild while there running away.

heyy best friend hasn’t texted me since last week they’re a runaway