venuda 

My Queenie.

OOooomaga
Ostia la venuda.

>:(

venuda by batkirby September 14, 2023

Venda 

1. A Bantustan set up in northern South Africa, bordering Zimbabwe and is now part of Limpopo province. It was founded as a homeland by the Apartheid Regime for the Venda people, speakers of the Venda language.

2. A beautiful girl who sometimes needs reminding that she's gorgeous. A very adventurous person who enjoys the great outdoors. Although she is tough, she is still a woman and appreciates girly things, at times. A lovely person on the whole, to be treated with love and respect.

A: That girl kick's ass!
B: Oh, that's Venda.

Venda by Comrade. February 3, 2014

venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

vendapoor 

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.

Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."

vendapoor by Pammy P June 5, 2011

Going Vendal 

The moment a person erupts with rage due to a vending machine either not having what this person wants or not dispensing it completely leving it hanging on the spiral hook (already paid for.) Said persons have been known to bang on the glass, yell (sometimes including obscenities), rock the machine to try and shake their item off the hook or even break the glass to get their item.

Guy: WHAT?!?! WHAT THE #$%^@! I WANT MY CANDY BAR -- NOWW!!!
Me: Dude it's just a candy bar; chill out.
Guy: SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU TELL I'M GOING VENDAL ON THIS MACHINE?!?!
Me: Here have a dollar and buy another one. Just shut up.
Guy: Whew - thanks man.

Going Vendal by Gruteman October 2, 2012

venusaur 

A bigass dinosaur Pokemon.

Venusaur just pwnt yo ass!

venusaur by Dougly June 24, 2006