1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
by Boberto111 January 28, 2018
When you shove a bonsai tree or another small plant up one's vagina or anus so they achieve sexual pleasure.
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 07, 2011
Verb
The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
by memorysaurus February 26, 2014
when you strap a ton of dildos onto your back and use those to pleasure many women whilst defiantly shouting "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
by eggmuffinpancake March 04, 2014
Multiple men get on someone's back with their flacid penises and flap them around your sexual partner while you say "Venusaur use vine whip!"
This sexual act was used in 1990's night club bathrooms when Pokemon was still popular.
This sexual act was used in 1990's night club bathrooms when Pokemon was still popular.
by CakeBro March 02, 2014
After having sex with someone, cum on their face and slap it with your cock while saying "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017