Venusaur 

1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.

"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."

Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018

venusaur 

A bigass dinosaur Pokemon.

Venusaur just pwnt yo ass!

venusaur by Dougly June 24, 2006

Venusaur 

When you shove a bonsai tree or another small plant up one's vagina or anus so they achieve sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: I'm gonna meet up with Mary tonight.

Guy 2: Are you gonna Venusaur her?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah!

Venusaur by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 7, 2011

Mega Venusaur

The Mega evolved form of the pokemon Venusaur
Grass/Poison type
In order to support its flower, which has grown larger due to Mega Evolution, its back and legs have become stronger.

"Venusaur Mega evolved into Mega Venusaur!"

Mega Venusaur by A guy that types long words February 8, 2026

venusauring 

Verb

The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.

You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.

venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014

Venasaur 

When having sex in room with large curtains in the middle of a bright day, you through open the curtains mid-climax and yell SOLARBEAM.

"SOLARBEAM" "DID YOU JUST FUCKING VENASAUR ME?"

Venasaur by Aaron Eddings November 25, 2012

venasauring 

When you tie your ball sack up in vines and slap your partner with them whilst shouting 'you don't have enough badges to train me'.

I went balls deep venasauring last night.

venasauring by Pokemon DJ April 24, 2014