vendapoor

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.

Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."

by Pammy P June 5, 2011

Vindapoo curry

Vindapoo curry is a sloppy shit that stings your bum when it comes out,also the colour of it is like a curry.You can get it from a stomach bug or a chili not just a vindaloo.Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.

Don't go in the toilet for about an hour i just done a vindapoo curry in there and it stinks like all hell.

by Ragnar Loddbrok November 2, 2016

vindapoo

Contraction of the words vindaloo (a popular Indian curry) and poo (excrement). The faeces of a particularly liquified consistency resulting from the consumption of a vindaloo curry. Often associated with anal burning.

Enjoy the curry last night mate?

Aye, but I had a vindapoo this morning and arse is on fire.

by acla June 11, 2006

VENDAPHOBIC

A person who discriminates against or hates venda people

person 1 : "Ah You're venda? Do you eat pap and eggs at home?"
person2 : "not all Venda people do that."
person 1: " Can you catch lightning for me?"
person2 : "AH That's Vendaphobic * Catches lightning with bare hands and throws it at Person 1"

by Champagne Yellowbone pipi May 6, 2023

vendator

Vendator
An eye for an eye; $ a tooth for a tooth

Mafioso UNO: We going vendator...They stepped on my toes; I'm stepping on theirs now.

by Mafioso UNO August 4, 2023