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vendapoor 

The inability to purchase an item from a vending machine despite having a wallet replete with $10 and $20 bills.
Person 1: "Dude, buy me a bag of chips from the vending machine."
Person 2: "I don't have any money."
Person 1: "What are you talking about? You just cashed your paycheck."
Person 2: "Yeah, but all I have are $20s. I'm vendapoor."
vendapoor by Pammy P June 5, 2011
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Vindapoo curry 

Vindapoo curry is a sloppy shit that stings your bum when it comes out,also the colour of it is like a curry.You can get it from a stomach bug or a chili not just a vindaloo.Smells like a used diaper filled with indian food.
Don't go in the toilet for about an hour i just done a vindapoo curry in there and it stinks like all hell.
Vindapoo curry by Ragnar Loddbrok November 2, 2016
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vindapoo 

Contraction of the words vindaloo (a popular Indian curry) and poo (excrement). The faeces of a particularly liquified consistency resulting from the consumption of a vindaloo curry. Often associated with anal burning.
Enjoy the curry last night mate?

Aye, but I had a vindapoo this morning and arse is on fire.
vindapoo by acla June 11, 2006

VENDAPHOBIC

A person who discriminates against or hates venda people
person 1 : "Ah You're venda? Do you eat pap and eggs at home?"
person2 : "not all Venda people do that."
person 1: " Can you catch lightning for me?"
person2 : "AH That's Vendaphobic * Catches lightning with bare hands and throws it at Person 1"
Vendator
An eye for an eye; $ a tooth for a tooth
Mafioso UNO: We going vendator...They stepped on my toes; I'm stepping on theirs now.
vendator by Mafioso UNO August 4, 2023
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