velocitwat

A female boss or manager with a nice juicy booty you can't stop staring at, yet you try to avoid her whenever possible because she makes you her bitch daily assigning demeaning and pointless tasks.

I can't stand our superintendent; she's such a velocitwat.

by BowserBronx October 2, 2018

Velociwanker

A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.

People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.

by VonC May 12, 2021

velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.

George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.

by MH PV February 18, 2008

Velocitesticularasphixiation

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

Velocititties

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion

Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.

by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.

Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.

by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014

velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.

I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.

by GCNewsom May 25, 2006