Superintendent

The job title of someone that isn't very important but thinks they are. They are given a superintendent title by senior managers who will then be able to get them to do lame, mediocre tasks that managers don't want to do. Usually superintendents have huge egos and are too dumb to realize they are being used by managers to do piss ant level work for very little extra money. Superintendents are the biggest joke in most large organizations.

"Hey, maybe people will think he's more important now he's a supervisor?"

"Bitch please, he ain't no supervisor, he's a superintendent. He's the joke of the whole company. And the only person that thinks he's more important now, is him"

"True that"

Superintendent by Engineering Dictionary October 10, 2013

Superintendent Chalmers 

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

Superintendent Chalmers by zutroy January 3, 2005

superintendent french fries 

A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry

"Did you apply for NHS?"
"No, I'm not one of those superintendent french fries."

superintendent french fries by Geekout95 April 14, 2014

Fairfield Superintendent 

Putting off a major decision until the last second

Damn I think im gonna pull a Fairfield Superintendent and not announce early dismissal until 10:00 am

Fairfield Superintendent by Diet_Cloak June 7, 2021

Premier Superintendent 

(noun)

1. Maestro of the Mines: The zenith of achievement in the open-cut mining realm. This isn't just a role; it's a crowning accolade for those whose expertise turns daunting geological challenges into walk-in-the-park scenarios.

2. Sage of the Strata: A revered figure in the mining world, known for their deep insight and wisdom that seems to resonate with the very rocks they work with. Their decisions are as solid as the ore they extract, and their strategies as layered as the earth's crust.

3. Guru of Gravitas: Commands respect not just for their mining acumen but for their innate ability to maintain composure under pressure. They possess an aura that calms the most chaotic of mine sites, turning frenzied operations into well-oiled machines.

4. Jester of the Jigs and Jorums: Amidst the seriousness of mining, they bring a light-hearted spirit that cuts through tension like a diamond. Their humor is a precious commodity, bringing smiles to faces even on the dustiest of days.

Usage:

"Got a mountain-sized problem in the open-pit? Time to bring in the Premier Superintendent, the one who makes molehills out of mountains."
"In the presence of our Premier Superintendent, even the toughest miners listen up. Their blend of wisdom, calm authority, and timely humor is the gold standard in leadership."

"They had to formally define 'Premier Superintendent' because of these unicorns. When your mining skills are so legendary that they need to update the dictionary, you know you're doing something right."

"Seeing them in action, effortlessly turning mining challenges into triumphs, it's clear why 'Premier Superintendent' is synonymous with excellence and innovation in the industry."

Premier Superintendent by Diggy McDrillface January 9, 2024

Superintendunce 

A stupid or incompetent superintendent (especially in construction and building industry).

That superintendunce told me this house is ready for gutters, but I showed up and it doesn't even have walls!

Superintendunce by ConstructionComputerGuy December 11, 2018

Maintenence Superintendant 

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.

Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation

Maintenence Superintendant by Knuds April 18, 2011