Definitions by VonC

PegRoasted 

When you get pegged by 2 girls at the same time

(Opposite to getting spitroasted)

Had a threesome last night, got fully pegroasted

PegRoasted by VonC October 8, 2021

Toe-Toe Bombed 

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

Toe-Toe Bombed by VonC September 18, 2021

Tyrannosaurus Twat 

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.

My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!

Tyrannosaurus Twat by VonC May 12, 2021

Velociwanker 

A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.

People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.

Velociwanker by VonC May 12, 2021

Wankpasty 

Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.

Can’t believe John Paul Rose won that frag with one ticket!!! Absolute wankpasty

Wankpasty by VonC April 12, 2021

Peekol 

A unique person who is delightfully funny, entertaining and loves to do things their own way, even when those things may seem the wrong way to others!

Why did you eat raw hotdogs straight from the jar? That was such a Peekol thing to do!

Peekol by VonC November 21, 2019

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

Pete Coughlin by VonC June 11, 2016