by VonC October 08, 2021
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
by VonC September 18, 2021
Someone who only buys 1 raffle ticket for a prize draw, when everyone else buys loads, and then wins the effing prize anyway.
by VonC April 12, 2021
A velociwanker is a term specially reserved for those pricks who achieve full wanker status, with all the ferocity and speed of a velociraptor. 3 or more velociwankers (plural) can give a Tyrannosaurus Twat a good run for their money, in terms of being an all-round prick.
People who live solely to write negative comments on posts, with no purpose other than to be a prick, are massive velociwankers.
by VonC May 12, 2021
A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
A unique person who is delightfully funny, entertaining and loves to do things their own way, even when those things may seem the wrong way to others!
by VonC November 21, 2019