2 definitions by Mr Sexified
by Mr Sexified September 29, 2020
When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.
"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"
by Mr Sexified April 21, 2016