velocitate

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.

I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.

by GCNewsom May 25, 2006

velocitate

to molest or hurt someone

origin: to throw or be thrown violently

Oliver: "You makin' me mad I'm bout to velocitate you"
Lawson: "No bro I dont want no mexican touching me"
Oliver: "Too bad. I'm already bricked up"

by gedlygeem February 1, 2022

velocitized

Accustomed to a rate of speed.

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."

by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003

velocirapetor

a fleet-footed, sex obsessed carnivore who doesn't know fear.

dude, i think i see a velocirapetor hiding in those bushes.

by Alzabo November 22, 2013

velociraped

To be velociraped is to be taken advantage of by a ferocious geriatric sexual predator.

Oh, it was terrible... it was old and ugly and smelled like mothballs, and it's teeth fell out in the middle of screaming "Macgyver" while it had it's way with me... I was velociraped!

by Abzloot June 23, 2009

Velocititties

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion

Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.

by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

velocirape

(v.) (n.) /va-loss-ir-rape/
Drunkenly to charge an attractive member of the opposite sex in the manner of a velociraptor (t-rex hands, retarded bounding gait and raptor posture).

Ideally if they are strong enough, velocirape then involves jumping on their back until thrown off. (This is usually only advisable when performed by a woman on an attractive male victim).

I dare you to velocirape that fit guy by the bar!

No way! I'm not nearly drunk enough and it'll get us thrown out!

by Neologisaur January 14, 2012