vegpu 

the smartest human alive

@vegpu is a genius

vegpu by vegpu February 2, 2022

vagpunzel

A portmanteau of the words "vagina" and "Rapunzel", a fairy tale princess known for her extremely long hair. A vagpunzel is a girl who has extremely long pubic hair, perhaps long enough so as to be used for climbing short distances. It can also refer to the immensely hairy vagina itself.

"With how hairy her arms are, you know she's got to be a vagpunzel."
"Of course she is. I think I saw some of her bush peeking out of the bottom of her jeans."

vagpunzel by NawDude May 7, 2010

Amerigo Vespucci 

An Italian merchant who proved that Columbus did not find India the other direction but it's actually a new land so it was named after him.

Amerigo Vespucci, "America"

Bruh almost no one know who Amerigo Vespucci is... What are history classes teaching these days huh.

Amerigo Vespucci by Sup-AsiaCoolie January 20, 2021

Vegunts 

Is a term for vegans who protest the eating of delicious meat

Why won’t those vegunts shut up and go away I’m trying to eat my steak here

Vegunts by Mr aawwssome June 2, 2018

Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Vespucci 

Vespucci is a pedophile paraphrase for oral sex.

Man to man: Have you gotten vespucci yet?

Vespucci by you abused me January 28, 2007

vegurn 

Verb;

To pull an unpleasant face on realising one's dinner guest / date is a vegan (strict vegetarian).

I couldn't help but vegurn when she suddenly told the chef she was a strict vegetarian!

vegurn by Crystal_M August 15, 2010