Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

Vaxturbate 

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

Vaxturbate by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021

vasturbate 

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time

"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.

vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015

vagurbate 

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

vagurbate by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011