Vegturbate

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To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

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Vaxturbate

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

Vaxturbate by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021

Related Words

Vegturbate • vagurbate • vasturbate • Vaxturbate

vasturbate

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time

"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.

vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015

vagurbate

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

vagurbate by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026