Vegturbate

To masturbate oneself with a vegetable. Lengthy, girthy, raw vegetables are preferred such as carrots, cucumbers zucchini, squash, etc.

Helen went to the kitchen to make herself a salad. The sight of the carrots and cucumbers made her horny and moist. The next thing she new she started to vegturbate and her ass was plugged with a cucumber and she was diddling her vajay with a carrot to a mind numbing orgasm.

Vegturbate by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2015

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Vaxturbate

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

Vaxturbate by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021

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vasturbate

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time

"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.

vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015

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vagurbate

to have one's penis masturbated by a vagina

Horses frequently vagurbate on farms and when necessary.

vagurbate by SuperSexySaxman June 29, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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