The depression that ensues after withdrawal from a trip to Las Vegas. When one tries to bitch slap vegas, it inevitably bitch slaps you harder. Vegpression is the feeling one gets after being assaulted by Las Vegas.
I hurt from head to toe. the vegpression hits my legs from all the walking, my head and stomach from all the drinking. But mostly my body aches because I have lost my soul. And my dignity,
Distant relative of the vampire, but gave up blood due to religious convictions and guilt derived from shameless death of mammals and switched to sucking juice from vegetables for which they found was quite easy with their long fangs. This tradition was short lived though as they realized that stealing vegetables violated their newfound religion. Now they walk among us, buying veggies from the produce section of our local super markets, but they're easy to spot as they are the only ones who can stand V8!