vaporlock

The act of plugging every hole of a chick

Tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica.

by Vaporlocker March 27, 2009

vaporlock

when your ass checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger

I woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me

by Carney January 12, 2004

bedside vaporlock

Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.

One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

vapor lock

A sex act that involves a woman being penetrated by three men via the vagina, mouth and anus simultaneously.

she put in a great performance for a newcomer, but she seemed to get overwhelmed in the vapor lock.

by Steven Moreso July 21, 2006

Vapordick

When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub.

Man, I was ready for a good ol fap session last night but instead got a serious case of Vapordick.

by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

vapor lock

Vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their balls flopping over their asshole.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Scott was vapor locked.

by Household 6 December 3, 2007

vapor lock

Vapor lock is when you eat something hot (like hot salsa). After the first bite, your tongue goes numb and you constantly hiccup for 10 minutes. Then things settle down and you can eat the rest of your salsa then.

1- Matt are you OK?
2- No, I have serious Vapor Lock.I just had some (hiccup) of Andy's Fire Salsa (hiccup) and I am lit up (hiccup).
1- Can get you any thing?
2- How about some more salsa and later you can get me a snow-cone to cool my ass off.

by Mitchell man August 20, 2008