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When you ask someone to, instead of doing it yourself, to put it in an email or enter it into the system...instead of filling out the paperwork, you are requiring them to fill out emails or online forms (paperwork).

Dude, can't you just email me? Fill out the proper vaporwork and I will get back to you.

vaporwork by lewcocoug May 20, 2009

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Vaporware

When a company tries to sell you a product that doesn’t currently exist. But it is “coming soon.” Very rarely does it actually ever materialize.

Show me what you actually have, I don’t buy vaporware.

Vaporware by Lawdg January 19, 2018

Related Words

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vaporware

Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced.

When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album but starting chaos none the less.

vaporware by Denis Baldwin June 4, 2004

Vaporware

Software that has been delayed so long that it will never be released.

Duke Nukem Forever was first to be made on the Quake engine, then the Quake 2 engine, then the Unreal Engine, then the Unreal warfare engine, its six years past its release date... face it, its never coming out.

Vaporware by Kommando July 8, 2004

vaporware

Vaporware is usually related to a game, such as Duke Nukem Forever, that is always talked about and hyped but never actually completed.

Duke Nukem Forever

vaporware by wunderbred April 9, 2003

Vaporware

A game/software/thing that does not exist but is being matketed.
Once in a Blue-Moon-Celestial-Aligment-Full-Moon-Good-Luck-Day it may have a
1 in 1 Trilion chance of being produced.
Example: Half-Life 3

_Dammit Gaben._
_Y no Half-Life 3 tho?_
_Because it's vaporware._

See the A E S T E T H I C

Vaporware by deus ex diamond May 28, 2019

Vaporware

computer software that is announced but does not yet exist due to being stuck in development or being canceled all together

Duke Nukem Forever has become an infamous example of vaporware.

Vaporware by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026