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When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub.
Man, I was ready for a good ol fap session last night but instead got a serious case of Vapordick.
Vapordick by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

vaporlock 

The act of plugging every hole of a chick
Tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica.
vaporlock by Vaporlocker March 27, 2009

Vaporcode Hosting 

A hosting provider created for people who don't wanna spend much but has quality service and servers.
Vaporcode Hosting is a cheap hosting provider.

Vaporcode Hosting 

A cheap host. A very bad host because despite being cheap, is always crashing, and has the worst quality out there.
Vaporcode Hosting is a very bad host for your bots.

vaporlock 

when your ass checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger
I woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me
vaporlock by Carney January 12, 2004

Vaporlocked 

When two women are scissoring and their vaginas suction cup to one another.
Karen: Oh no Kelly!! We're Vaporlocked!!! Not another trip to the E.R.
Vaporlocked by ShitbagsRus July 26, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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