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When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub.
Man, I was ready for a good ol fap session last night but instead got a serious case of Vapordick.
Vapordick by swarmsauce November 24, 2020
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When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab the Vicks VapoRub
Man, I was ready for some major fapping last night but was lazy and got a serious case of vapordick.
vapordick by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

vaporlock 

The act of plugging every hole of a chick
Tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica.
vaporlock by Vaporlocker March 27, 2009

Vaporlicious

An amazing taste of flavors that is flavoring typically used in e-juice products.

Combination of Delicious - Vapor - Delicious
Dude 1: BRO that Blueberry Muffin is amazing what is this !!!

Dude 2: Thats my Vaporlicious Blueberry Muffin DUDE !! It has blueberry flavor shot from Mt Baker !!

Dude 1: Yo I would vape that , this have nicotine ?

Dude 2: NAH, FAM this is a flavor shot you can eat it , put in water, or boost vape clouds with flavor in the Vape .

Dude 1 : WICKED
Vaporlicious by EAGLE1HUNTsolo March 14, 2019

vaporlock 

when your ass checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger
I woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me
vaporlock by Carney January 12, 2004
An insult so bad that when a person is called it thier dick vaporizes
Shut the fuck up you pussy ass vaporcock (boom your cock is gone)
vaporcock by Dragonsquid88 July 27, 2017

Vaporlocked 

When two women are scissoring and their vaginas suction cup to one another.
Karen: Oh no Kelly!! We're Vaporlocked!!! Not another trip to the E.R.
Vaporlocked by ShitbagsRus July 26, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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