Vapordick

When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab Vicks VapoRub.

Man, I was ready for a good ol fap session last night but instead got a serious case of Vapordick.

by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

vapordick

When you reach for your lube in the dark and accidentally grab the Vicks VapoRub

Man, I was ready for some major fapping last night but was lazy and got a serious case of vapordick.

by swarmsauce November 24, 2020

vaporlock

The act of plugging every hole of a chick

Tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica.

by Vaporlocker March 27, 2009

Vaporlicious

An amazing taste of flavors that is flavoring typically used in e-juice products.

Combination of Delicious - Vapor - Delicious

Dude 1: BRO that Blueberry Muffin is amazing what is this !!!

Dude 2: Thats my Vaporlicious Blueberry Muffin DUDE !! It has blueberry flavor shot from Mt Baker !!

Dude 1: Yo I would vape that , this have nicotine ?

Dude 2: NAH, FAM this is a flavor shot you can eat it , put in water, or boost vape clouds with flavor in the Vape .

Dude 1 : WICKED

by EAGLE1HUNTsolo March 14, 2019

vaporlock

when your ass checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger

I woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me

by Carney January 12, 2004

vaporcock

An insult so bad that when a person is called it thier dick vaporizes

Shut the fuck up you pussy ass vaporcock (boom your cock is gone)

by Dragonsquid88 July 27, 2017

Vaporlocked

When two women are scissoring and their vaginas suction cup to one another.

Karen: Oh no Kelly!! We're Vaporlocked!!! Not another trip to the E.R.

by ShitbagsRus July 26, 2022