1. Act of inserting your balls into a girls mouth for sucking.
2. Placing your balls on one's forehead, usually while they are asleep, and taking a picture or video of it for later shaming.
1. She was teabaggin me when I blew my juice
2. I teabagged him at that pary once
Derived from high school varsity and junior varsity sports, where the "B Team" is made up of the stragglers and uncoordinated losers. Used in a situation in which someone drops, breaks, messes up, stutters during an insult, or just acts a fool.
"Dude, that was B Team on your part."
synonym for "butt load" "ass load"
also used as "metric butt ton"
"Dude you gotta come over I got a metric butt ton of weed"
responce, similar to "damn right" or "word". best when used after "boy howdy"
guy one:"that was fucking cool man"
guy two:"boy howdy"
guy three:"did done!"
when your ass checks have slacked together and you try to fart, resulting in confusing and pain, followed by anger
I woke up vaporlocked when bren shlacked me
