Definitions by Edward_Penishands

Vampon

Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!

I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.

Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

Thinction 

When you function mentally, i.e. the act of thinking!

I'm so tired of writing this paper, I just can't thinction anymore!!

Thinction by Edward_Penishands January 22, 2008