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1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019
vampire-themed fiction with overt sexual depictions
That TV show is full of vampires and hot sex: Vamporn!
vamporn by hmcdesq May 15, 2010
Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!
I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.
Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

v4mpronny 

“ v4mpronny so real and her edits are ICONIC
v4mpronny by loverrgirl March 23, 2023
vampire raccoon that can only be kept away by peeing around the perimeter
Skyler: "I just pee'd around the tent!"

Becca: "Sweet!Now the vampoons won't come at night!"
vampoon by Becca jr. August 2, 2007
pornographic media that appeals to young girls, often with prominent supernatural characters
Keyundra: Which do you like better, "True Blood" or "The Vampire Diaries"?

Alexander: Uhh, yeah, I'm really not that into vamporn.
vamporn by RickBaideia March 30, 2011