vampons

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

by vampy69 September 28, 2023

Vampansy

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.

Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?

by imakewordsup March 18, 2010

VamPoser

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".

Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?

by AL1EN April 13, 2010

Vampon

Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!

I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.

by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

Vamposer

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.

Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.

by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010

vagpons

(Pronounced vaj-pon)

Disgusting and derogatory way to refer to tampons. Guys can use the term to de-feminize the act of picking up a box of the gross things.

"Honey, can you buy me a box of tampons while you're out?"

"Fuck no."

"Vagpons?"

"Heheheheheheheh so on it."

by Bobicus79 January 31, 2014

Vampansie

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.

Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"

by 42isall January 9, 2010