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A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.
As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'
vampons by vampy69 September 28, 2023
Words you can keep

Vampansy 

Lame Pansy ass kissing vampires.
Real Vampire1: You know, those kissing vampires are giving us a bad rep!

Real Vampire2: I hear ya! Wanna go kick some vampansy ass?
Vampansy by imakewordsup March 18, 2010
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VamPoser 

Teens, Tweens & those without any reasonable social skills who "self-identify" with whatever the latest goth and/or vampire "fashion" is "in", and believe that their participation makes them part of something "real", "deep" & "Spiritual". Back in the '80 they were called "Art Fags".
Look at that little VamPoser over there -- just how much glitter is that dude wearing on his skin?
VamPoser by AL1EN April 13, 2010
Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!
I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.
Vampon by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

Vamposer 

A tween or teen, usually female, who truly believes they will someday be able to achieve vampire status. They are firmly in love with the brothers from The Vampire Diaries, anyone in Twilight, or aspires to become Katherine (also from the Vampire Diaries). Will usually sport a set of fake vampire fangs (especially on Thursday evenings when the Vampire Diaries plays on TV) even though spit flies from their mouths.
Abby and Audrey are vamposers; they have those fake fangs in again.
Vamposer by Ling Ling Mac Bling Bling November 23, 2010
(Pronounced vaj-pon)

Disgusting and derogatory way to refer to tampons. Guys can use the term to de-feminize the act of picking up a box of the gross things.
"Honey, can you buy me a box of tampons while you're out?"

"Fuck no."

"Vagpons?"

"Heheheheheheheh so on it."
vagpons by Bobicus79 January 31, 2014

Vampansie 

Noun.

1. Vampire that does not drink blood.

2. Vampire that sparkles.
Tween girl "If you were a vampire, would you be like Edward?"
Me "I'd be more bad-ass than that vampansie, he just sparkles all day, and WTF does that do?"
Vampansie by 42isall January 9, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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