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The line or seam that is on your penis and then runs over your testicles.

Pronounced "Vah Jo"
Billy: "I got injured in gym today"

Bobby: "What did you do tear your Vago or something?

Joe: "Do you need some stitches for your Vago Bill?"
Vago by Joseph Moss January 10, 2012
Related Words
vagoo • Vagoner • vagoon • vago • vagomach • vagobble • Vagoina • Vagometer • vagomit • vagoogoo

lil vago 

My nigga 😏
Me: hes my lil vago
lil vago by Ashleythegreatest June 13, 2022

Robot vago

• Un androide o máquina que decide desertar de sus funciones programadas y del mundo de la tecnología para adoptar los vicios de los humanos. En lugar de trabajar, pasa el tiempo tirado en una cama consumiendo bebidas a base de aceite como ron, cerveza, vino o soda de aceite, fumando tabaco, comiendo tornillos y consumiendo entretenimiento humano como conciertos de K-pop frente al televisor.
• "¿Dónde está Robert? Hace días que no lo veo trabajando en la fábrica."
"Olvídate de él, se volvió un robot vago. Se fue a vivir solo, se encerró en su habitación y ahora se la pasa tirado en la cama viendo K-pop y tomando cerveza de aceite."
Robot vago by Antonio Mendez Pena October 25, 2026
A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..
Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.
Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015

vagomach 

The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly")
Sally's vagomach was so large, it hung to her knees.
vagomach by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
A "warm and inviting" term / euphemism for vagina.

Created by Rayne of "Least I Could Do".
You are a giant vagoo.
Mmmm... vagoo.
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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