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A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery

Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year
'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'

'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'

'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?
Vagoon by jeffrey1234567890 November 18, 2010
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a word that is begined with the letters VAG as if to spell vagina but a teacher walks by and you quickly add oon
holy shit that vag... vagoon is streched
vagoon by jack meoff November 12, 2003
Sopping wet vagina
Her vagoon was wet and dripping!
vagoon by ball hair May 11, 2014
vagoon ~ n. a women, typically Irush, who believe babies need to fight their way out of the womb to be fully alive, like a full grown pirate, or something between that, and a toilet. Sufficient? @saoirse_ronan any word?
The poor old Irush lass give't Her life's blood to the idolatry of the vagoon lagoon worldview. Those men are tough and broken, just they way an Irush lass pirate at vagoon lagoon loves'em.
vagoon by sinrlifemattrs October 31, 2025
A protuberence from the hip occurring in some females which causes moderate to severe pain to whoever's lap they're sitting on.
"Hey you and that chick were gettin pretty cozy last night, huh?"

"Yeah too bad I had her vagbone up my cock."
Vagbone by Trick D January 4, 2009
A "warm and inviting" term / euphemism for vagina.

Created by Rayne of "Least I Could Do".
You are a giant vagoo.
Mmmm... vagoo.
vagoo by Bob Santos February 23, 2005
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