A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

Vagoner by Avinexis July 25, 2012

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Vagoner

Noun: An enlarged metaphorical girl boner.

His athletic prowess gave her a vagoner.

Vagoner by Unraveled Creator February 21, 2024

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Vagenerous

The status of a woman who is not stingy with the pussy.

I would've been home by 4:30, but melissa was being vagenerous.

Vagenerous by MeffinJ February 23, 2008

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