Vagoner

An erect clitoris (vagina boner).

That bitch was gettin' so hot. She had a huge vagoner!

by Guy Smiley November 12, 2003

vagoner

a boner of the vagina

Oh! He just game me such an amazing vagoner.

by im~sexy~and~i~know~it December 30, 2011

Vagoner

1. A female erection.

2. A Female boner!

OMG! I am so horny I have a huge vagoner!

by Kaycee B February 13, 2008

Vagoner

A mix between a Vagina and a Boner.

Zack: "Ewww, did you see her?"

Vin: "Ya!, I think she had a Vagoner!!!"

Zack: "Yuck"

Vin: "Yuck indeed"

by TheBigManGuy11 April 19, 2010

Vagoner

A mashup of Vagina and Boner, a Vagoner (pronounced "Vaj-joner") is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or unsexy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling vagina.

Dude 1: Hey man. Did I ever tell you about the time I had the worlds deepest vagoner?
Dude 2: No way dude. What happened?
Dude 1: I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky shit. I was soooo hard man.
Dude 2: Daaaamn bro.
Dude 1: Oh it gets worse. I go deeper, she squeals. Suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
Dude 2: THE FUCK?
Dude 1: Yeah man. My boner literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. It looked like a pussy. No lie.
Dude 2: Man, that would give ANYONE a vagoner. Serious.

by Avinexis July 25, 2012

Vagoner

Noun: An enlarged metaphorical girl boner.

His athletic prowess gave her a vagoner.

by Unraveled Creator February 21, 2024

Vagenerous

The status of a woman who is not stingy with the pussy.

I would've been home by 4:30, but melissa was being vagenerous.

by MeffinJ February 23, 2008