to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....
dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!
to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....
dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!
Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.
That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver'slicense.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.