n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.
(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.
(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.
Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.
(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.
(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse
Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse
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Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
by moonminer December 13, 2007
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Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."
The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
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