vagititis

n. a term for an affliction (normally applied to males) that causes one to become a pussy.

(alternate definition) n. the root cause of a man's unexplained bitchiness.

Bob said he can't go to the Tijuana Donkey Show because his mother would disapprove. I think its just a bad case of vagititis.

(alt) Glen is being a real grouch today. He must be suffering from vagititis.

by Nite Owl December 22, 2005

Vagitative

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective

Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse

After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.

by rom2k April 15, 2014

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

by moonminer December 13, 2007

vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

by Chelicopter October 21, 2010

vagiting

The constant tingling in the vaginal area Due to arousal of the hormones

He makes me vagiting just at the thought of him kissing me all over my naked body.

by Princess Jewels September 20, 2016