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An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.
Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."
by Currahee00 May 27, 2009
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A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.
"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."
by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010
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