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Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.
My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.
by hawke4me November 10, 2019
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Vagimoris

A ginger that thinks it is better than everyone else. Can be found in the northern regions of Pennsylvania. Thrives on making people feel like shit. Often referred to as an "asshole". Strongly believes that woman should remain in the kitchen. When most people see him they have a strong desire to punch him in the face. Many believe that the reason this creature is such an asshole is, because it has no soul. It is very unlikely that this creature will procreate. It is recommended that you avoid this creature for personal safety reasons.
Dude that kid is such a vagimoris! I feel sorry for that person he just hurt. Its a shame that people have deal with assholes like him.
by FUCK_YOU_MATT April 18, 2010
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Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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vaginitus

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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Vagitis

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."
Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
by Coogs315 January 4, 2014
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Vagimpirism

Going down on a girl while she's on her period. Anyone who does this is a vagimpire.
"I totally went down on Stacie last night but she was on that special time of the month."

"Well, that would make you a vagimpire."

"I hate vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."

"I love vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."
by Reenix March 7, 2010
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vagimatized

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
by kikitacular July 2, 2008
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