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vagitate 

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.
"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."
vagitate by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

Vagitation

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

vagitate 

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
vagitate by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vaginatized 

Synonym for pussy-whipped. Analogous to dickmatized.
He should drop her, but she has him completely vaginatized.
vaginatized by Mulder March 8, 2008

vagimatized 

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008

vaginaties 

vagina is pussy;pussy is a problem:vaginaties are problems
Dat' bitch's attitude poses a vaginaty(singular).
vaginaties by Tre April 4, 2004
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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