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v. In the computerized offense report system for a major urban police department in southeast Texas, there is a drop-down list of actions a suspect may perform during the commission of a crime. #55 is "Tongue Anus." To "fifty-five" someone means that they are so incredibly hot that you'd even consider performing an act that you'd otherwise never do.
Guy 1: "Whoa! Check out that chick who just walked in!"

Guy 2: "She's hot! I'd fifty-five her in a heartbeat."
by Nite Owl June 13, 2007
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(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"
The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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The wife had a sore throat, so I gave her a dose of two-ball tonic.
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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n. Expelling a rancid fart in a motor vehicle, then pushing the "window lock" button, rendering other occupants helpless to escape the malodorous assault; variation on the Dutch Oven
My wife gave me bruises when I gave her a Detroit Oven in the car last night.
by Nite Owl December 21, 2005
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n. cop-speak for a non-English speaking person who hasn't bothered to obtain a driver license or liability insurance. When asked to present a license and insurance, they reply, "No gotty."
"I got in an accident with a no-gotty, now my insurance has to pay for my damages."
by Nite Owl June 13, 2007
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n. the remaining, un-flushed fecal detritus that refuses to go in the first flush; usually a few flakes or the occasional stubborn dingleberry
My wife gagged when she found my fallout in the crapper after Burrito Nite.
by Nite Owl December 21, 2005
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v. acting as if you're taking a whiz when you can't due to being pee shy; sometimes accompanied by frequent flushing in an effort to initiate urination
I was so intimidated by the size of the next guy's hog that I had to pretinkle when I couldn't go.
by Nite Owl December 22, 2005
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