Vagitis 

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014

vagitis 

A vaginal growth on the scrotum of a male rendering the balls ineffective.

He can't come out drinking with us tonight, he has a bad case of vagitis that needs to be treated.

vagitis by CaptainRedeye June 4, 2003

Vagitis 

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

Vagitis by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

vagitis 

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

vagitis by Linda yu June 11, 2006

sandy vagitis 

the condition of having too much sand in ones vagina. (this sometimes results in gritty or course intercorse) This is usually caused by a woman swimming naked at the beach.

you better wash that out..... youve got a case of sandy vagitis

sandy vagitis by dr spock January 13, 2008

Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vaginismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019