person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexualmales.
1 my boyfriend wont have sex with me when i have my period. he's such a vagiphobe!
2 my gay friend helped me get changed for the bikini photo shoot but he had to close his eyes. what a vagiphobe!
to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fuckswrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.
Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!
Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!