vaginaphobe
vaginaphobe by [N&M] April 30, 2008
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vaginalphobia
vaginalphobia by bootiebandit July 3, 2014
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vagiphobe
person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.
vaginaphile
A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.
vaginaphile by silly1234 January 7, 2011
vaginaphobia
to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates
1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"
vaginaphobia by Jack Creith August 15, 2005
Vaginaphone
Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.
Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!
Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!
this vodka is vaginaphone.
Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!
this vodka is vaginaphone.
Vaginaphone by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010
vaginophone
vaginophone by kronix September 25, 2007
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