vaginophone 

A person who speaks the language of the vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.

vaginophone by kronix September 25, 2007

vaginophrenia 

An unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a vagina. ALWAYS eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.

The most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.

"I thought she was the first girl I could actually understand, she seemed cool."
"You underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend."

vaginophrenia by Cullen/ RW September 28, 2008

Vagiphone 

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

Vaginaphone 

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.

Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.

Vaginaphone by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010

Vaginophobia 

fear of vaginas

I cant have sex with you Amanda I have Vaginophobia

Vaginophobia by fearof.. January 13, 2009

vaginaphobe 

one who is afraid of getting pussy.

girl "why did he run away when he saw me"
boy "i don't know, i think he's a vaginaphobe"

vaginaphobe by [N&M] April 30, 2008

vagilaphone 

a penile object that is shaped like a saxaphone.
when blown on it creates a b flat sound.

go suck a vagilaphone

vagilaphone by Philip Corlett March 30, 2011