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vaginahide 

a vajajay that has been worn out repeatedly and is now suitable for making shoes and handbags
Tommy hit that so many times that he wore it out! Yeah Man! He gave her a total vaginahide!

Betty's vajayjay was so tore up that she was ready to market the vaginahide to Neiman Marcus.
vaginahide by Penelope Storm August 5, 2012

Vaginaphone 

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.
Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.
Vaginaphone by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010

vaginaphobe 

one who is afraid of getting pussy.
girl "why did he run away when he saw me"
boy "i don't know, i think he's a vaginaphobe"
vaginaphobe by [N&M] April 30, 2008

vaginahole 

the business section of a vagina
any man can tell you how confusing a womans genital layout can get.
the vagina consists of all kinds red herrings , flaps that lead nowhere , folds of skin that reveal nothing and even the mythical "clitoris"
vaginahole is the only useful part of the whole vagina
"goddam that vaginahole was loose. you need a vaginahole retread baby!"
vaginahole by dave namegah October 17, 2008

Vaginapire 

When you purposely eat a girl out on her period...
Dude: i just ate my girl out on her period...
Other dude: you're such a vaginapire...
Vaginapire by Marxos ekis December 29, 2017