vagiphobe

person who is fearful of vagina related functions and topics. specifically certain sexually underdeveloped hetereosexual males and sometimes homosexual males.

1 my boyfriend wont have sex with me when i have my period. he's such a vagiphobe!

2 my gay friend helped me get changed for the bikini photo shoot but he had to close his eyes. what a vagiphobe!

by 1ena June 1, 2006

Vagichode

- (n.) a vagina that is wider than it is long
adapted from the words vagina and chode

Kristen has a vagichode.

by stuykid December 13, 2008

vegaphobe

a person who is unfairly prejudiced against or irrationally frightened of vegans or vegetarians.

That vegaphobe just told me I'd die if I didn't drink milk. He should see a psychiatrist for help.

by coatbutton May 24, 2006

Vagiphone

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

Vagiphobia

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.

"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."

by Scholzing May 9, 2015

Vagilobe

The outer skin surrounding a vagina. Also known as the outer labia.

Man, her vagilobes really hang low and wobble to and fro.

by Maland April 21, 2013