Vaginaphone

Vaginaphone is a random word created to use in place of a swear word to randomly yell out when you are in a public place and need to blow off some steam... or if you just need to yell, holla, or say something around other people when you cannot find any other word that fits.
It is a positive word to use, rather than swearing.

Omg Did you see those two chicks wrestling in cake mix? total vaginaphone for the win!!!

Oh no! I stubbed my toe! ouch, I am such a vaginaphone!

this vodka is vaginaphone.

by ~Luna~ March 27, 2010

vaginamoney

A derogatory term for alimony that was coined by radio shock jock Tom Leykis, who has defined vaginamoney as "paying for a vagina that you no longer have use of." Ex-wives who demand vaginamoney, according to Prof. Leykis, are prostitutes who expect ongoing monitary compensation for sexual favors provided in the past.

Professor Leykis told the male caller, "If a golddigging bitch divorces you after ten years of marriage in California, you'll be paying the bitch vaginamoney for the rest of your goddamn life."

by Sir Bullwhip October 15, 2006

vaginaphile

A vaginaphile (or vaginophile) is a person who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward vaginas.

Chris is a total vaginaphile but can't stand hanging with women.

by silly1234 January 7, 2011

vaginaphobia

to be afraid of getting pussy or to be offered pussy on a plate but decline the offer for reasons not known to your mates

1-"So did you fuck that bitch last night or what, she was all over you"
2-"nah man i had to head back home y'know"
1-"head back home??what the fucks wrong with you limpdick, you suffering from acute vaginaphobia??"

by Jack Creith August 15, 2005

Vagiphone

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010

vaginophone

A person who speaks the language of the vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell is a vaginophone.
Tom Cruise claims he's a vaginophone.

by kronix September 25, 2007

vaginathon

Taking it upon oneself to be on a vaginal conquest. Getting as much pussy as possible within a specified amount of time. Fucking as many females as possible.

I am quite exhasted after fucking all of those ho's on my last vaginathon.

by sweetghy June 16, 2009