vagham

a vagina that is comically dressed as a hamburger

Hey honey come to bed...I've got the ketchup and I've got an urge for a vagham.

by alllsn.redsaid January 8, 2009

VagVamp

VagVamp is a colloquialism used to define or tag a Vaginal Vampire. A VagVamp is a Vaginal Vampire, but it is also a word that can be used in sensitive situations, when writing or speaking, in place of the term Vaginal Vampire. It is especially appropriate when one’s use of the word Vaginal may cause a person to find him or herself at risk.

It should be noted that when people do understand the proclivities in the worldview of a Vaginal Vampire they quickly perceive it to be a much more disgusting creature then they had even imagined. Many women say that it could possibly be the most abominate creature on the web.

Lisa, after having been banned from speaking on the floor of the Michigan House for uttering the word vagina, was now facing a legislator who was introducing an amendment in the health care bill to eliminate birth control for single women. She rose to the podium and addressed the house saying “The sponsor of this legislation has proved he cares nothing for women’s health or rights and he has again defined himself as one of the most loathsome of creatures. He has gone far beyond being repulsive, he now shows himself to be what we always knew he was, a fricking VagVamp”.

by Bort6 October 7, 2012

VagHag

A woman who has succumbed to the illicit power, money, and propaganda that emanates from a Vaginal Vampire and is willing to throw other women under the bus to gain the most meager of accolades from a VagVamp.

A VagHag will think, say, and do anything that a Vaginal Vampire requests in the name of religious idolatry or conservative dogma.

Sue had been standing in line for days. She was demeaning and pestering women who were entering the clinic for their health care needs. When asked, "Why are you acting like a VagHag?" her meek response was "My boss wants me to stop other women from using birth control or getting abortions and he even pays me for being here!"

by Bort6 October 1, 2012

Vagampire

What a guy is called when he eats out a woman while she is menstruating

After Landon ate out Ally while on her period he officially became a vagampire

by Vagampire February 14, 2017

vagamite

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.

have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!

by blender toast cubicpluotonium May 8, 2013

vaghat

Similar to asshat; one who has their head up their vagina. Thus wearing their vagina as a hat.

Hey vaghat, why are you wearing your vag as a hat?

by Tee-Roy May 5, 2008

Vagamaka

When a stripper's vagina is on a Jewish person's head, simulating a yamaka.

Please put your pussy on my head to make a vagamaka before the sabbath starts.

by Thewizardofoz53 August 23, 2016