VagVamp

VagVamp is a colloquialism used to define or tag a Vaginal Vampire. A VagVamp is a Vaginal Vampire, but it is also a word that can be used in sensitive situations, when writing or speaking, in place of the term Vaginal Vampire. It is especially appropriate when one’s use of the word Vaginal may cause a person to find him or herself at risk.

It should be noted that when people do understand the proclivities in the worldview of a Vaginal Vampire they quickly perceive it to be a much more disgusting creature then they had even imagined. Many women say that it could possibly be the most abominate creature on the web.

Lisa, after having been banned from speaking on the floor of the Michigan House for uttering the word vagina, was now facing a legislator who was introducing an amendment in the health care bill to eliminate birth control for single women. She rose to the podium and addressed the house saying “The sponsor of this legislation has proved he cares nothing for women’s health or rights and he has again defined himself as one of the most loathsome of creatures. He has gone far beyond being repulsive, he now shows himself to be what we always knew he was, a fricking VagVamp”.

VagVamp by Bort6 October 7, 2012

Vagampire 

What a guy is called when he eats out a woman while she is menstruating

After Landon ate out Ally while on her period he officially became a vagampire

Vagampire by Vagampire February 14, 2017

vagcamp 

A vagcamp is an unhappy or annoying person who constantly makes a vag-face or a movement with their mouth that makes it look like a gross vagina. Vag-faces are usually made out of disgust, anger, or indifference. Some people are born with 'em.

Don't you dare invite that vagcamp downtown with us! All she does is compain!

vagcamp by DUH.... rarrrr January 4, 2008

Vag Vamp 

1. Someone who goes down on a girl during her period.

Britney was feeling extra horny during her period. Kevin said, "I don't mind, come sit on my face, you know I'm a vag vamp, I love bloody chunks".

Vag Vamp by Captain Hank Colman March 27, 2010

Vagampoline 

When your tight yoga leggings slip down a bit and you should really take a moment to hike them back up with a two handed jumping shimmy tug. You procrastinate since you are in public and worry this would look this would look ridiculous. Instead, you do nothing, and are left with a 4 inch "vagampoline" (pronounced vah.jamp.oh.leen) - a taut, bouncy trampoline-like area in your crotch that could likely launch a paperweight, possibly even an anvil.

Standing in line at the coffee shop for my afternoon latte, I realize I'm sporting a "vagampoline" and duck into the restroom to pull up my yoga leggings.

Vagampoline by #lchsweetapplesumshine January 1, 2017