/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.
I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.
The process of bonding with someone named Vaughn through random events including lunch dates, christmas decorating parties and study sessions. The term vaughnding is rooted in the latin term for "sand ninja" which is another common term for "vaughn."