Vaghanding 

The art of punching your own clown.

I was on the subway vaghanding.

Vaghanding by Sunsetchasers85 August 1, 2021

Vaghanding 

The art of punching your own clown.

I was on the subway vaghanding.

Vaghanding by Sunsetchasers85 August 1, 2021

vanhandling 

Like manhandling only with a van, or min-van.

*getting out of a tight parking spot*
Cass: Sweet vanhandling! I thought you would hit that car!!
Cait: It was nothing.

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: MAybe you should take a vanhandling course.
Jared: I didn't the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who car drive a van without skidding in the winter is vanhandling to the fullest.

vanhandling by Cassandra Sherlock December 9, 2008

Vanlandingham's Curse 

/Van-land-ing-ham's kərs/
noun
1.
a supernatural power inflicted on portly gentlemen of the surname causing excess body fat to be magically turned into penis length and girth after 12 o'clock PM Central Standard Time.

I'm sorry guys. I can't stay out too late, when the clock hits midnight, all this turns into dick. I have Vanlandingham's Curse.

Vanlandingham's Curse by Dj Razzle Dazzle December 23, 2020

Vaughnding 

The process of bonding with someone named Vaughn through random events including lunch dates, christmas decorating parties and study sessions. The term vaughnding is rooted in the latin term for "sand ninja" which is another common term for "vaughn."

Oh my gosh, I think we are Vaughnding!

Vaughnding by Intertia Longer December 21, 2009

Vanlandingham 

Micro penis

Hey did you hear about vanlandingham

The guy with the micro penis?

Yeah.

Vanlandingham by Bostoncreampies March 8, 2024