vaghat

Similar to asshat; one who has their head up their vagina. Thus wearing their vagina as a hat.

Hey vaghat, why are you wearing your vag as a hat?

by Tee-Roy May 5, 2008

VagHag

A woman who has succumbed to the illicit power, money, and propaganda that emanates from a Vaginal Vampire and is willing to throw other women under the bus to gain the most meager of accolades from a VagVamp.

A VagHag will think, say, and do anything that a Vaginal Vampire requests in the name of religious idolatry or conservative dogma.

Sue had been standing in line for days. She was demeaning and pestering women who were entering the clinic for their health care needs. When asked, "Why are you acting like a VagHag?" her meek response was "My boss wants me to stop other women from using birth control or getting abortions and he even pays me for being here!"

by Bort6 October 1, 2012

vagtatt

A vagtatt is a tattoo located just above the vagina on the pelvic area of a woman, or directly on the vagina itself. The latter is very rare and especially disturbing. Known to end porno careers instantly, as well as porno actress hotness.

"Oh man did you see that girls butterfly vagtatt? Total boner killer."

"I was going down on a girl, but then I found out she had a vagtatt. WEIRD"

by Prettyxhobo May 11, 2008

Vagatar

A woman confined to a wheelchair who enters a virtual reality machine and becomes a blue alien in order to get laid.

Jenny Manchonko: "I want to get laid by an alien, please hook me up to this machine so i can become a Vagatar"

by Don Strongo May 28, 2010

Vagatibul

A whole big pot of veggies

Look at all those vagatibuls

by Vagatibuls February 12, 2018

Vaggatical

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.

I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.

by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

vagatoo

An individual, usually female, who is ugly to such an extreme as to cause concern in the mind of the beholder.
More severe than fugly.
There is not yet a word conceived that is more extreme on a scale of ugliness.

Etymology: Distant cousin of "cockatoo."

Did you see his new girlfriend? What a total vagatoo!

by katerjanna June 12, 2008