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vagamite 

not unlike a hutterite, the vagamite is a vagaterian living a communal zionistic lifestyle along side other women whos diet consists of only vagina.
have you heard about cousin Daralanne, apparently she now lives on a Vagamite colony in Northern BC. Apparently all she does is eat Rug!
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vagamite 

refers to any number of asundry afflictions of the vaginal area involving foreign or unwelcome matter
These vagamites have really got me down.
vagamite by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006
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A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..
Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.
Vagomiter by Synnamon March 27, 2015

vegamite? 

a food that is terrible that ozzies love
ozzie: vegamite rocks my sox
american: vegamite sux balls
vegamite? by Rufus G. May 24, 2005

vagemite 

The food at that bed-and-breakfast in Sydney was decent, but I really could have gone for some toast and Vagemite.
vagemite by Portmantoaster July 24, 2012

Vagimite 

Marmite+Vagina it works a treat with sex. It tastes proper yummy fanny juice+ marmite is the best lunch anyone could have, you can buy it from ebay or play amazon etc but you don't want preowned vagimite 'cause that can go moldy
Monkeyman: Vagimite please :)
Nina: Not on your penis mateeey! ;)
Vagimite by Pokemonmadness April 18, 2009

vagamites 

(vag-e-mights)
1.The act of multiple people viciously eating a woman's vagina out at the same time.

2.To have crabs and loose recently shaven hairs around clitorus.
Guy 1:"Man that bitch was fresh last night"
Guy 2:"Yeah i know, do you remember what the hell did she called us?"
Guy 1:"i think she kept calling us, Vagamites"
Guy 2:"That shit was weird tho."

Steve:"Dude that Stripper was nasty, she looked like she had vagamites crawling outta her panties."
vagamites by Tman1993 June 9, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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