the common disease of the female vagina, causing the vagina to either engulf itself in a crusty substance, or the vagina will slowly and painfully rot away.
by AndyP May 13, 2005
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Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.
Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.
"Chris, just take a look at Kristen pulling up in her stretch."
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"
by the_frodigy January 11, 2009
Get the Vegasitis mug.In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."
Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."
The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"
by Coogs315 January 4, 2014
Get the Vagitis mug.when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
by chacho February 7, 2006
Get the vaginitis mug.The poor fellah was suffering from a bad case of vagilitis, he was so obsessed with the tart he couldn't get her of his mind
by ninesheets April 12, 2013
Get the vagilitis mug.n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness
"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."
by King me. bitch December 19, 2008
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