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Vagatitus 

Vagatitus.....A disease of the mind, common to men in their thirty's. Symptoms include but are not limited to, living in their mothers basement, playing in a band that never seems to play anywhere, hitting on every girl they see, while driving a mini van, masturbating in front of a full length mirror while listening to "eye of the tiger" and thinking about Clubber Lang in boxer shorts, and forcing small woodland animals to have sex with them. This disease is incurable and the afflicted should be immediately euthanized.
EXAMPLE… "Did you see Tom's new guitar? His mother bought it for him because he has Vagatitus
Vagatitus by smendez April 11, 2010
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vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.
Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).
vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005
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A whole big pot of veggies
Look at all those vagatibuls
Vagatibul by Vagatibuls February 12, 2018

vagactus 

Prickly hairs that grow a few days after you shave your vagina (and sometimes poke through the fabric of your underwear!), leaving your vag feeling like a cactus. Thus, VAGACTUS.
"Babe, you're so prickly!"
"Then get your hands off of my vagactus!"
vagactus by dansw1fe August 3, 2012

twarty vagitus 

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.
You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!
When a womans tits are so saggy that they hang around her vagina forming a strange "tit valley" around the prize...
Damn homey, look at dem vagtits....

I was bangin' dis hoe last night and damn she had some vagtits goin' on man.
vagtits by hingdinger January 21, 2010

vagisitus 

the illness that causes someone to be a big baby. The cause of constant complaining or pouting.
Samantha gets a bad case of Vagisitus when I don't answer her phone calls.
vagisitus by tim bernard November 23, 2009
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