Vaganitus

A disease which strikes males only. Symptons include sprouting vaginas on your body, becoming very lazy and boring, and acting like a complete pussy. First contracted by Stan Marsh on South Park.

man... james' new girlfriend must have gave him vaganitus cause he has been actin like a pussy lately

Vaganitus by c@m@z0nD@m@z0n June 30, 2009

Vagenious

Being an expert on the female genetalia.

FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?

Vagenious by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

Vagenius 

1. Someone who gets or understands women.
2. One who understands the female psyche.
3. One who could be said as 'knowing what women are thinking'.
4. Smooth/has a way with the ladies.

1. Dude, he's always got women around him. He must be some kind of Vagenius.

2. Dude! How'd you get her number?!

What Can I say? I'm a vagenius.

Vagenius by jls07e December 10, 2010

Vagenius 

A gifted aesthetician who uses the Brazilian technique to wax the vagina to magical groinal results. They are a godsend; a best friend; a trusted vaginal confidant.

Girl, I saw the vagenius today and let me just tell you…I feel so fresh and so clean clean.

Vagenius by Meangirl2 December 27, 2022