Vegasitis 

-noun
Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.

"Chris, just take a look at Kristen pulling up in her stretch."
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"

Vegasitis by the_frodigy January 11, 2009

Vegitism 

The way of life followed by the laziest of people.

if the jews get all theirs holidays off, i shouldn't have to work everyday. im a strict follower of vegitism.

Vegitism by Snips November 27, 2003

Vegemitis 

Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.

Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.

Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.

Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.

Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?

I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.

Vegemitis by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012

Legasitis 

The act of passing out after giving blood or receiving an injection.

I went to the doctors and my legasitis acted up as soon as he pulled out the syringe.

Legasitis by Dre10 May 8, 2021

Veganatism 

Vee-gah-NAY-tih-zm. Veganatism is the natural evolution of veganism. This "next step" is the birth of a new era of human consciousness and anthropologic awareness! Veganates do not conform. Veganates do not fit in a box called "Veganism".The etymology of the word comes from "Vegan" and "Nature".

Dude, how are you eating a piece of chicken when you're a vegan?

Because I've attained a higher level of awareness called veganatism, and know my body needs this one-time bit of protein. And I made sure the bird was raised and killed ethically.

Veganatism by jokergrin August 28, 2013

vagasitis 

the common disease of the female vagina, causing the vagina to either engulf itself in a crusty substance, or the vagina will slowly and painfully rot away.

Ew whitney has vagasitis!!
Thats fuckin gross!
Ew paul dont lick it!

vagasitis by AndyP May 13, 2005

Vegantism 

Is when you eat meat and other animal based products but u support vegans

I support vegans but I eat meat so I’m Vegantism

Vegantism by Acrxlix April 19, 2021