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vashed (girl)

A girl who is the funniest person you will ever meet; always has something/ someone she is obsessed with. So funny and relatable. Pretty on the inside and out. You'll definetly want to keep her as a friend.
There goes Vashed (girl) meeting Colleen for the 12th time!
vashed (girl) by Shrek's servant January 31, 2017
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joe: "i hate sarcbro"

chad: "thats super unvased"
vased by bob454545 June 26, 2021
Original slang (i.e., invented and used by a very small group) meaning vagina.
Originates from hilariously flawed voice-simulation algorithm (in which "vasheen" sounds like "vagina" and vice versa).
'Hello, my name is Fabio, and, today, I will teach you how to rub lotion on your vasheen.'
vasheen by female_x July 22, 2009
enimen is very vased and swagful
vased by troys_latifundia June 27, 2021
A person who knowingly and willingly spreads STDSor sexually transmitted infections to other people.
Example 1:“My aunt has to get a blood test for HIV because a vashen ran up to her in the street and stuck her with a needle,” said Sally.

Example 2: Brian was a vashen because secretly, he knew he had Herpes but did not want to ruin the night by telling his date that he is infected. Instead, he chose his pleasure over her health and safety.
vashen by Omarosa July 31, 2004

vashelite 

A really talented music producer that is capable of rapping, recording & making their own instrumentals.
Wow that DJ is cold! He be spittin' & mixin'! He a vashelite fa sho!
vashelite by datpiffa May 25, 2013
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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