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urban dichead 

Someone who is always looking up words on urban dictionary to use in everyday life. They are addicted or obsessed with the site. They use the words so much they become annoying and no one wants to talk to them.
Guy 1:Yo you think that girl is a cunty slut.
Guy 2: Don't know what it means
Guy 1: You should look it up on urban dictionary then
Guy 2: You're an urban dichead
Guy 1: What's that?
urban dichead by FLIGGY April 12, 2009

urban dicthead

a person who constantly tries to work words he or she reads or finds on urbandictionary.com into their daily language, regardless or whether or not anyone around them understands them, or whether or not the words are applicable to their situation or their social or racial postions etc.
If you are reading this, there is an approximately 27.2%chance that you are an urban dicthead. Fuck off and shut the fuck up.

urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.
I find this site to have an urban dichotomy
urban dichotomy by tirtle November 24, 2017

Urbandichaters

Urban dictionary editors who hate on good words. When you submit a good word and it gets rejected you've come across some Urbandichaters.
I submitted the coolest word to Urban Dictionary yesterday and those Urbandichaters turned me down. I hate those Urbandichaters!

urbanditch 

where yer mind goes to waste its brain cells at urbandictionary.com when yer wasting time at work...
i've hit the urbanditch...

UrbanBitchtionary.com 

A site originally used to document the various use of slang, terms and other internet lingo. Now it's used by hipsters to complain about election results or other political topics that didn't go their way, such as Brexit or anything to do with Donald J. Trump, just looking around you can see the Urban Bitchioneers using the site to spout their own political bias or agenda with no regards to the actual intent of the Urban Dictionary.

Ironically enough, these people are the same type to complain about things such as "White (or Male) Privilege" all whilst sitting in their local StarBucks drinking a thirty dollar Cappuccino and writing these "Definitions" on a two to three thousand dollar laptop.

To say Urban Bitchioneers lack any sort of self-awareness or perspective is an understatement, everything they disagree with is the end of the world, and everything they agree with is the second coming of Christ.
Person 1: Hey, have you been on Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: You mean UrbanBitchtionary.com?
Person 1: Um... what?
Person 2: Yeah, the site's been taken over by hipsters to complain about political outcomes they didn't like.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 3: Join me, and we will rid the realm of Urbania Dictionaria from the Normie plague.
Person 1 & 2: Who the fuck are you?
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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