fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this
President Trump is fullofshiticus
by tirtle March 22, 2017
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Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.
You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.
by tirtle August 12, 2018
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dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.
``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''
by tirtle December 11, 2017
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Trumptino

The impossible to find Latino who identifies with Donald Trump
The president of the United States is trying to find Latinos to enlarge his voter base but no one identifies as a Trumptino.
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alt-delete

The abolition of those we don't agree with
Alt-delete ain't just computer keys anymore.
by tirtle February 22, 2017
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asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.
I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.
by tirtle February 09, 2019
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Putin on the ritz

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.
``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''
by tirtle March 28, 2017
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