70 definitions by tirtle

lady and the trump

The first lady of the United States and her, uh, husband.

by tirtle January 14, 2017

A vintage low guinea response when you don't like what someone has said to you.

John ``Hey, Ann Marie, eat some more so you look even fatter''
Ann Marie: ``Yer ass!''

by tirtle June 12, 2018

The next generation of migraine headaches fostered by the simp in the White House.

Oy, the new tax plan has given me such a trumpain

by tirtle December 8, 2017

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 12, 2018

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

The annual Russian festival where the Vladimir Putin is feted royally while the poor roam the streets looking for morsels.

``Come one, come none to the celebration Putin on the ritz.''

by tirtle March 28, 2017