tirtle's definitions

Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.

They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.

by tirtle June 18, 2018

Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change

Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''

by tirtle July 31, 2018

dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 11, 2017

Cummander in chief

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

by tirtle December 11, 2017

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

by tirtle November 30, 2022

Dick Gutwillie

A Dickens-like name for an 18th century neuter devoid of any sexual inclination.

You'll never a Barbara Allen on his arm, that gentelmen's a real Dick Gutwillie, I say. Also a famous 20th-century plagiarizer.

by tirtle August 12, 2018

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017