Definitions by tirtle

Equatorial guinea

One of Italian descent who lives near the equator.

``Uncle Bozzo is very high-class Italian. He's an equatorial guinea.''

Equatorial guinea by tirtle November 30, 2022

Bifartisian 

Willing to work with the pungent odor produced by all political parties.

The bill to maintain noxious fumes from the old farts in congress received bifartisian support.

Bifartisian by tirtle October 20, 2022

Neutercane

Any assembly of A-sexual men and women who are enthralled by anything other than the opposite sex.

While it was date night for most of the population, this group couldn't wait to meet with their fellow neuters to discuss superheroes at Comiccon and form a Neutercane.

Neutercane by tirtle October 20, 2022

It's a blower 

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

It's a blower by tirtle October 26, 2019

Blowed up real good! 

When a person, place or thing of no inherent value is detonated. Origin is deep south, usually spoken with little to no teeth.

"Lookie at that dumb jackass, there, he got blowed up real good!''

Blowed up real good! by tirtle October 26, 2019

asswhole

The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.

I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.

asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

Dr. I.B. Shitting 

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.

Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.

Dr. I.B. Shitting by tirtle February 9, 2019